BREAKING NEWS!
Vegetable Biden almost forms a complete sentence! The stupider farm animals of the ministry of truth propaganda media were in awe as severe dementia Biden while filing his diaper was on the verge of completing a full sentence on his own. He obviously was trying to prove he could multitask by doing this!
Unfortunately, the exertion of filling his diaper precluded finishing the sentence as he just started drooling instead.
In this unprecedented and challenging times, a complete sentence by vegetable Biden would be an inspiration for all, but this miracle did not happen unfortunately. The stupider animals on Orwell’s farm of the propaganda media were sorely disappointed, but have hope after it was determined it was an exceptional bowel movement he had.
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