Orwell’s Animal Farm Poison Vaccine Edition
After being inundated with the most trusted news source for Orwell’s animal farm in CNN, the stupider animals were scared of a made up pandemic and believed this without a single fact to back any of it up. Because language being surreptitiously reduced due to political correctness, the majority of the animals believed this because the party told you to reject all evidence of your ears and eyes. This as we know was their final, most essential command.
However, Ralph the Duck was in the courtyard one day when a paper flew in from www.learntherisk.org about vaccines. Ralph was one of the smarter Ducks so he could actually read a bit. To not be noticed reading this human influence, he quickly hid it and promptly hid behind the outhouse that the farmer used to use to read the document. Reading the list of ingredients he read, aborted duck tissue, mercury, formaldehyde, and aluminum among others. Ralph could not quite comprehend what he was reading, but it seemed to him these were not good and was alarmed. Ralph then brought the paper to Greta Humbug the social justice warrior for clean manure. Ralph gave the document to Greta and soon she burst out in madness. “HOW DARE YOU!” This clearly a violation of Snoball’s rules for human influences Greta screamed!
Greta promptly filed a grievance against Ralph with Snoball. Obviously Snoball was incensed by this and ordered a lockdown on all he animals as there must be an investigation in how this happened. All the animals were put into cages as Snoball the pig personally inspected all of them, especially Ralphs.
That evening while Snoball was thinking of the proper punishment for Ralph, he had his favorite dish duck soufflé and it was delicious!
The next morning there was a lot of commotion as it appears Ralph was attacked in cage and then disappeared leaving only a few feathers. Because of National Security risks of reporting the truth about this murder, it was avoided by all the ministry of Truth outlets.
But at least CNN has told all the animals that just because people are dropping dead from taking the poison to not be concerned, because if you cannot figure out they are murdering innocent babies are the KKK Planned Parenthood clinics, how could you make the connection here? Besides, to avoid all human influences, the animals were told to memorize the basics of complete knowledge. Terms such as keep safe by social distancing since you are told to do so, wear your slave mask because oxygen is not needed for the braindead, and take your poison vaccine as you will no longer get sick after you are dead. These phrases, Snoball said, contained the essential principle of Animalism. Whoever had thoroughly grasped it would be safe from human influences. The birds at first objected, since it seemed to them being dead was not so good, but Snowball proved to them that this was not so, since then they no longer could get sick.